Here, you will find the latest school news, information about new courses as well as various weekly points of grammar or humour.
Joke of the week
May 2019

Joke of the week

A dentist...

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
They started kissing and then made love.
After the sex, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"

The girl said : "Didn't feel a thing!"

Joke vocabulary :

to get along : bien s'entendre (FR)
To figure out : comprendre (FR)
boosted : augmenté (FR)
Didn't feel a thing : je n'ai rien senti (FR)
Structure Focus: What if + past simple
May 2019

Structure Focus: What if + past simple

To talk about a future possibility you can use the structure « what if + past simple »...

Examples :

. « What if I retired at 50-years old ? I'd love that. »
. « What if you were allowed to marry several women ? Would you do it ? »
. « What if we replaced the current Google logo with a completely different one ? »
Joke of the week
March 2019

Joke of the week

Joke of the week : A warning

After seeing one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to
gently reprimand the child.
Smiling sweetly, the school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

Joke vocabulary :
To make faces : faire des grimaces (FR)
playground : la cours de récréation (FR)
ugly faces : des grimaces (FR)
To freeze : se figer (FR)
to be warned : être averti (FR)
March 2019


- ENGLISH - Beginners – March 2019  - Tuesday 18h30-20h00

- GERMAN – B1 – April 2019 – TBC

- FRENCH – B1 – March 2019 – Tuesday 18h30-20h00
Idiom of the week
March 2019

Idiom of the week

Idiom of the day  : a pipe dream

A « pipe dream » is an unrealistic hope or fantasy.
Examples :
. « A good Brexit deal is a pipe dream. I hope they'll be a second vote.»
. « His plans are not realistic – he'll never become a star. Those plans will never be more than a pipe dream. »